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The Top 10 News Headlines About Cloud

The expertIP editors share their favourite headlines about cloud.


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It seems as though every major publication is running a story about cloud – even publications that you wouldn’t normally think of as technology-focused. The expertIP editors have stumbled upon some pretty wacky cloud headlines. Here are our top 10 picks:

  1. World Technology Agency Finally Decides on Single Definition of Cloud Computing
  2.  Face of Elvis Seen in Data Cloud!
  3. Dr. Oz Reveals the Hidden Ingredients Lurking in Your Cloud that Are Making You Fat
  4. Woman Gives Birth to Two-Headed Cloud
  5. Data Tornado Drops Out of Cloud, Wipes Out IT Department at Vancouver Start-Up
  6. “I was Abducted into the Cloud by Aliens,” Claims Saskatchewan Farmer
  7. Multi-Millionaire Leave Fortune in the Cloud: Cat Disinherited
  8. Runaway Cloud Leads Cops on 7-Hour Chase Across the GTA
  9. Navy SEALS Rescue 1998 Personal Bank Statement from the Cloud
  10. Escaped Cloud Server Captured in Gun Battle in Tim Horton’s Parking Lot
  • World Technology Agency Finally Decides on Single Definition of Cloud Computing
  • Face of Elvis Seen in Data Cloud!
  • Dr. Oz Reveals the Hidden Ingredients Lurking in Your Cloud that Are Making You Fat
  • Woman Gives Birth to Two-Headed Cloud
  • Data Tornado Drops Out of Cloud, Wipes Out IT Department at Vancouver Start-Up
  • “I was Abducted into the Cloud by Aliens,” Claims Saskatchewan Farmer
  • Multi-Millionaire Leave Fortune in the Cloud: Cat Disinherited
  • Runaway Cloud Leads Cops on 7-Hour Chase Across the GTA
  • Navy SEALS Rescue 1998 Personal Bank Statement from the Cloud
  • Escaped Cloud Server Captured in Gun Battle in Tim Horton’s Parking Lot

 
Share your favourite cloud headlines – real or otherwise. Feel free to add them to the comments section below.

Rachel Foster is an award-winning B2B copywriter who shares her insights on technology marketing in articles for the Content Marketing Institute, Chief Content Officer magazine, Business 2 Community and her Fresh Marketing Blog. One of Rachel’s blog posts was recently picked up by MarketingProfs. Rachel gives seminars on B2B copywriting, technology marketing and content marketing.

She spoke at MagNet, Canada’s Magazine Conference, and Content Marketing World 2012. In her free time, Rachel enjoys Lindy Hop (swing dancing), Pilates and baking French macaroons.

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